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SUPER SPECIAL MAGICAL MARY SUE ADVENTURE TIEM!

Kaptain Kidd was so super storng. and he just LURVED girls soooo much! (btw: Kid is sew hawwt!!!1)  oen day he found this gurl all stranded on an islnad and was all, "Shes so prett!" and then he was alll Killer! Get her on board noaw!" So killer got her on, and then kidd was all, "sh'e spretty!!" and then the girl woke up. who are you? i am captin kidd! who areu? and then she stood up all pretty and puffed her booooobes in his face (I SAID BOOBES! :D) and he was all blusihng. then he was like "Yur so pretty! what's yur nam?" and the gloriouus mysterious girl stoof up and was all, " my name is Trixie D. Fancysons! I am 1 of the daughters of D!" but what were you doing ther?" Killer asked her, and hse looked a t him. Flipping her golden currls of hair into the breezey occean like air, she winked and was allll, "Im a castway, ! my father was an evil guy who didnt like me, nad then my mother was always jelouas of my beauty!" "I kan see Y!" Kidd excalmimed all of the sudden, a nother lbush on his facee. Andthen killer was like, "Captina! Let her finish!' and kid kinda looked at killer. Also, the wonderful mysterious beautyy continued., "I has the power to see the future!" and the whole Kidd crew was all like "Whut?!" (That reminds of this tiem and like me and mah friends were hanging out, and then one of them said something, and the n we ere all like WHUT?! it was SOOOOOO FunnY!1) Then, all these mnostes showed! up! "OMG!" kidd was kinda freaking out, "Wjere did these mponsters come from?! and then ,b4 any one could do anyrthing, Trixie wasa flying through the air, sowrd clenchted in her mouthe and her body like a dog. She defeat ed all the mosnsters and kidd was al, 'Aww! I didn't even get to fight one, babeyy!" and she was like. "Sorrye hony! But that's what yuou get when yor slow!!"" and then KilleR was like, "What was that?! " andshe was ll ,"i have te power of the Bark Bark fruit! it aloows ame to transoform into a beautiful dog!" and then kidd was looking at her body, all wett and soaking thrw her white shrt and he coudn't halp but blush somemoar. "I ned you know, bab!" he said as he yanked her into hsi room. " But I barly now you, eustass! '(I think eustass is an icky name :P) and then Kidd was all, "yo knoe me FINE honey!" and then they started to kiss. and then Trixie was like, "Kid i need you now!" so kiddd all reached over and got some lubb and was like, smearing it on his cawk. thne, Trixie was like, "Ohh! Youre so bigg, kaptain cid!" and he was like, "it's gunna hurt!" ansd she was all, "I'vm sure i can haNdle it, big boi!" and then they had hoawt steamy sex all night. when kidd woke up in the moring, she was gone!! "Trixie!" he called out, looking for her, and she was not there, said Killer. leaning over the railing of his shipe, kid lloked over and siged, "She was theonly gurl for me!" he whispered, crying into his shouldeer.. *switicxhing to Trixie* "Sorry i had to leaveyou Kidd! I'll be back once I fulfil mah desitny!" and the sun rose over her prettyy body, showeing hwer off."

A/N: CHAPPIE 1 DONE! I used mahself, even though mah name is n't Trixie, but I lurv Kidd SEW much! He is soo hot, wow! Review plz!!1 I give tyou lots of cookes!! Plus, Ima thinking about making this another chappter! SHOULDI?!? :D
This is mostly a response to the journal I just wrote. Consequently, it took me, like, twenty minutes to right, and absolutely thought was put into it. Except for the spelling. I had to actually think to spell that bad.

And I KNOW not all Mary-Sues are like this, so don't freak out. But ... that's how they look when I read them.
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And a HUGE thanks to Devon for drawing this lovely picture!! [link]

It totally inspired me to write this thing in the first place. For a better description of WHY we did this, go look at her wonderful picture. :heart:

Trixie D. Fancysons (c) Devon
~ Danielle
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Mikan-bases Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oh mein gott. My mind exploded to bits that magically rainbow shirtless Arthur can't help :iconohnoplz: Now I have to take therapy..
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icy-kisses Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Ok, I re-read it.

Cerebral damage has been increased a thousand-fold.



Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. :iconclapplz:
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thekingofqueens25 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaa, I'm replying to these out of order. |D
THANK YOU SO MUCH~! I must applaud you for being able to get through that tangled mass of text. ♥
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icy-kisses Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
I totally forgot what I commented on, thus, I read it again.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I died again XDDDD
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The amusing thing about it is that even though you actually had to think about how to write this, for many it comes naturally....
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thekingofqueens25 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha, THAT WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG.
Evil, yes?
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Homaigawd, that is so true! Hahaa, man ... how sad for those people. D:
I would never want that skill. |D
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icy-kisses Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
:iconisayplz:, YOU EVIL SO-AND-SO, you seem to have caught me within your trap!
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thekingofqueens25 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
NYAHAHAA~! T'WAS THE MAJESTY OF MY RUSE!
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icy-kisses Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
THAT.
IS.
-froths at mouth-

I'M GOING TO ABUSE THAT PLZ NOW.
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thekingofqueens25 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
DO IT.
It wants to be loved by you~♥
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icy-kisses Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011  Student Digital Artist
....this..... this broke my brain....

Now that the damage has been done, I'm going to go back and re-read it. XD
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