SUPER SPECIAL MAGICAL MARY SUE ADVENTURE TIEM!
Kaptain Kidd was so super storng. and he just LURVED girls soooo much! (btw: Kid is sew hawwt!!!1) oen day he found this gurl all stranded on an islnad and was all, "Shes so prett!" and then he was alll Killer! Get her on board noaw!" So killer got her on, and then kidd was all, "sh'e spretty!!" and then the girl woke up. who are you? i am captin kidd! who areu? and then she stood up all pretty and puffed her booooobes in his face (I SAID BOOBES! ) and he was all blusihng. then he was like "Yur so pretty! what's yur nam?" and the gloriouus mysterious girl stoof up and was all, " my name is Trixie D. Fancysons! I am 1 of the daughters of D!" but what were you doing ther?" Killer asked her, and hse looked a t him. Flipping her golden currls of hair into the breezey occean like air, she winked and was allll, "Im a castway, ! my father was an evil guy who didnt like me, nad then my mother was always jelouas of my beauty!" "I kan see Y!" Kidd excalmimed all of the sudden, a nother lbush on his facee. Andthen killer was like, "Captina! Let her finish!' and kid kinda looked at killer. Also, the wonderful mysterious beautyy continued., "I has the power to see the future!" and the whole Kidd crew was all like "Whut?!" (That reminds of this tiem and like me and mah friends were hanging out, and then one of them said something, and the n we ere all like WHUT?! it was SOOOOOO FunnY!1) Then, all these mnostes showed! up! "OMG!" kidd was kinda freaking out, "Wjere did these mponsters come from?! and then ,b4 any one could do anyrthing, Trixie wasa flying through the air, sowrd clenchted in her mouthe and her body like a dog. She defeat ed all the mosnsters and kidd was al, 'Aww! I didn't even get to fight one, babeyy!" and she was like. "Sorrye hony! But that's what yuou get when yor slow!!"" and then KilleR was like, "What was that?! " andshe was ll ,"i have te power of the Bark Bark fruit! it aloows ame to transoform into a beautiful dog!" and then kidd was looking at her body, all wett and soaking thrw her white shrt and he coudn't halp but blush somemoar. "I ned you know, bab!" he said as he yanked her into hsi room. " But I barly now you, eustass! '(I think eustass is an icky name ) and then Kidd was all, "yo knoe me FINE honey!" and then they started to kiss. and then Trixie was like, "Kid i need you now!" so kiddd all reached over and got some lubb and was like, smearing it on his cawk. thne, Trixie was like, "Ohh! Youre so bigg, kaptain cid!" and he was like, "it's gunna hurt!" ansd she was all, "I'vm sure i can haNdle it, big boi!" and then they had hoawt steamy sex all night. when kidd woke up in the moring, she was gone!! "Trixie!" he called out, looking for her, and she was not there, said Killer. leaning over the railing of his shipe, kid lloked over and siged, "She was theonly gurl for me!" he whispered, crying into his shouldeer.. *switicxhing to Trixie* "Sorry i had to leaveyou Kidd! I'll be back once I fulfil mah desitny!" and the sun rose over her prettyy body, showeing hwer off."
A/N: CHAPPIE 1 DONE! I used mahself, even though mah name is n't Trixie, but I lurv Kidd SEW much! He is soo hot, wow! Review plz!!1 I give tyou lots of cookes!! Plus, Ima thinking about making this another chappter! SHOULDI?!?